My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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