i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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