All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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