i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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