I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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