Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
pop tarts are not kleenex
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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