I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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