How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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