I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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