The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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