I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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