Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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