Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
