btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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