Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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