Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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