You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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