Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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