super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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