Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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