Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
well you can't waste a boner
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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