I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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