i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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