Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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