I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
