at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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