How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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