One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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