Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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