it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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