god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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