I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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