dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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