What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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