she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
someone owes me an orgasm
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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