stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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