yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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