We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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