Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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