I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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