so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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