when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Sext me about skeletons
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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