The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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