He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Randomize
