I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
A bitchslap is in order.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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