thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
there is puke in my bra ... again
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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