Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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