he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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