I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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