In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We left the knife in your bed.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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