I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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