We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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