Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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