it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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