they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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