windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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