If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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