How'd it feel making her break her religion?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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