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you win
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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