oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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