That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Less talking, more tequila
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Randomize