College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
cat food counts as protein by the way
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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