There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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