just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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